The most important lessons I learned about sex were when I wasn't having any.
I'm not shy about it. I was a woman with many casual sexual partners, and for a while it was really very fun. I revelled in it. Played up to the role. I was a good-time gal and wanted you to know it. I was in control of my sexuality and unafraid to explore it – and exploit it.
Then it stopped being fun. Somewhere along the way – the way being several years of drunken promiscuity with more men than I'll admit to – my intentions got muddied. Tarnished. I was using sex as a weapon, a way to keep distance between me and every bloke I kicked out of my bed at 4am. Hats off to you if you can enjoy no-strings-attached sex, but me? I was playing a role, a sort of Samantha-Jones-meets-Russell-Brand playgirl, and I wasn't happy. It took me a while to realise it, but once I did – once it hit me that I was lonely, and a bit of a phoney – the reality was devastating. So I closed my legs. For a year I didn't date. For 12 months I asked myself who I was, what I wanted, and how I could bridge the gap between those two things.
2. It's lonelier to be in bed beside a stranger than it is to be in bed alone.
The turning point for me was being in bed with a balding Australian who wouldn't speak to me on nights out with mutual friends and yet, somehow, I'd always take home. One lazy morning I leaned over to him and said, "Make me come…" His answer was to check his watch, and get up to go shower. He might've known the sound of my orgasm and the taste of my kiss, but I couldn't find the words to tell him how humiliating his treatment of me – our treatment of each other, to be fair – was, because there was absolutely no intimacy. Once I was celibate, I saw that the sex had been a pseudo-surrender: I could pretend to be revealing parts of myself, but really was using my body to ensure I'd never have to. It's the most isolating thing I could've done. No wonder I felt lonely.
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It's almost embarrassing to write that, hackneyed phrase as it is, and yet it's the truest thing I know. I reckon on some level I was after somebody to prove my own worth to me. My high school sweetheart of almost a decade had dumped me to marry my best mate, and that affected, so deeply, how I thought of myself. I think I was looking for parts of myself in every man who I seduced. I revealed my most unkind, mean version as if to see who would challenge me and love me anyway. Some men tried, and I couldn't respect them for it. I didn't trust anyone who wanted to be with me, because what poor judgment did that demonstrate? I could never date a man actually interested in such a broken half-woman. It's because I didn't like myself that I couldn't believe anybody else did. Nobody can love you until you do.
4. Good sex is sex with somebody you actually like.
In my most promiscuous years, the sex I was having was terrible. I didn't appreciate it at the time, but once I declared my year-long vow of celibacy I allowed myself to have the kind of fantasies I'd previously denied. I let my mind wander as to what it would be like to be kissed – every last inch of me. To have a man take his time, to be explored deeply, widely, to be looked in the eye. Sex with somebody you like as expression of intimacy, and not as a substitute for it, is just about as hot as it gets. Sex acting out what you think you should do based on some bad porn you've googled? Not so much. Sex with a man who claims not to "know you well enough” to go down on you? Even worse.
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